She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
