STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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