I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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