I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I FOUND THE LEGS
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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