As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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