whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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