im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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