you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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