if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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