Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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