So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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