I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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