real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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