You work out of a Hotel?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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