Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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