So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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