You're so nebulous sometimes
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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