I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
