Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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