White coat. Heels.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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