She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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