just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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