question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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