your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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