is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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