she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
how does that bad decision feel?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
