we made out on top of his cat.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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