cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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