So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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