so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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