Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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