he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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