If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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