Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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