so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
50% drunk capacity currently
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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