Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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