you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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