I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
