Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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