; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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