he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
