oh god the rape fog is back!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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