my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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