chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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