Can i not drive my cunt home
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
All I want is dick and wine.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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