the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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