Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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