oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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