My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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