Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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