Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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