In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Randomize
