I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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