Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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