Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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